Please Please Don't Read This

Hope My Thoughts Reach You

2010-02-15T00:50:00.000-08:00

Happy (Post) Valentine's Day

Yea

2010-02-05T21:58:00.000-08:00

Help me think of the characters' last names! I'm thinking something Frenchy for Becky and something loud for Patty. And something that doesn't start with Z for Jay.

A New New Beginning

2010-01-24T14:25:00.000-08:00

OK, trying a different story line again. Basically I don't have the writing skills to keep up one plot for long. Maybe I should forget about plotting. Now there's a fine idea.

Also, if you're new here, don't look back at the old posts. They kinda suck. Even more than this one. Yea.

SSUUTB

2008-07-17T21:54:00.000-07:00

You have no chance to survive make your time.

The Winter of Our Discontent

2008-07-15T20:58:00.001-07:00

Bonus points for those who can figure out the references in this series.

Back When NASA Was Still Figuring Out the Metric System

2008-07-14T22:45:00.000-07:00

I'm gonna try a little side story.

Immaculate Conception, and by "Immaculate" We Mean Slightly Briny

2008-07-09T20:32:00.000-07:00

I think I've got Botticelli down. Soon I'll be selling fake DaVinci's.

Crzy Azns

2008-07-05T15:21:00.000-07:00

I hope the nerdisms didn't put anybody off. Trust me, it could have been worse.

Kinda Like Yeast, Or Hydras

2008-07-02T15:19:00.000-07:00

There's a Trend In Your Characters

2008-06-30T15:16:00.000-07:00

I'm back!

I took a step back and asked myself, why do all my characters become angry? Maybe I'm an angry person and I'm projecting myself onto these cartoons. Or maybe there's something wrong with my protagonist. Yes, I think I'm subconsciously turning him into someone who says exactly the wrong things to people. Poor guy.

-BEN

A Brief History of The Carrot, In a Nutshell, Part 2

2008-06-24T15:08:00.000-07:00

For those of you in my somewhat limited readership who were wondering whatever happened to Monday's comic... well, it was somewhere along these lines:
There, look, I've made up for the missing comic. Any pun in there (if hypothetically speaking there were one) is definitely not intended. Which is why I obviously don't have a speech bubble that directly relies upon said nonexistent pun.
I can't think of a good emoticon for sarcasm...

A Brief History of The Carrot, In a Nutshell

2008-06-24T15:02:00.000-07:00

Just to be clear, let's assume "The Carrot" in the title is not some generalization representing the entire carrot race, but a specific reference to the one pictured above. Otherwise, one would think there should be many brief histories, as this is only the first great carrot massacre. Hmm, idea for the future....?

Dangerously Cheesy

2008-06-19T15:01:00.000-07:00

Hmm, late again. Looks like I'll be doing MWF on good weeks and Tuesday Thursday when I'm busy. Well, until next time, folks. Oh, and Rabidfang says hi: ^^
PS - Thanks to Billyshears06 for helping with teh dialoguez

Onomatopoeia

2008-06-17T14:59:00.000-07:00

Whoops. This is a little late. Onomatopoeia is a nasty word to spell. Sure, you know what it means, but the word itself is used sparingly, and if you've never written it down before you have to think, "Okay, this is how it sounds, but it's Greek, so I should add some random vowels over here." Thank you Google.

Bienvenido a Mi Casa

2008-06-13T15:47:00.000-07:00

Numero Tres is here. I'm gonna try to update every Mon Wednes and Fri day as long as I can.

A Universal Language

2008-06-11T14:55:00.000-07:00

Sorry Carl Sagan, apparently math isn't the ultimate language. I respectfully posit that English has qualities that may make it more desirable as a universal communications medium -- such as its sophisticated rules for spelling and its whimsical verb conjugation.

Um, Welcome to Earth

2008-06-09T18:52:00.000-07:00

Here's the first, let me know what yall think