A Brief History of The Carrot, In a Nutshell, Part 2

For those of you in my somewhat limited readership who were wondering whatever happened to Monday's comic... well, it was somewhere along these lines:
There, look, I've made up for the missing comic. Any pun in there (if hypothetically speaking there were one) is definitely not intended. Which is why I obviously don't have a speech bubble that directly relies upon said nonexistent pun.
I can't think of a good emoticon for sarcasm...